1. i-am-that-monster:



    2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

    What the fuck does the sink want now


    (via slimshadysasuke)

  2. fasterfood:

    thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

    (via nebranska)


  3. thrashturbate:



    I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

    no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

    this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

    (via kandakaoru)


  4. spikespiegell:

    *hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

    (via msmarveldanvers)

  5. (Source: shineeism, via n-ul)

  6. thatfunnyblog:

    must be a really slow news day..

    (Source: asparagays, via ruinedchildhood)


  8. clannyphantom:

    "maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"


    (via helladankjesus)


  9. relahvant:

    so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

    (via fake-mermaid)


  10. partynoxious:

    when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years


    (via abracadaftpunk)