1. mirrortraffic:

    NEW DEVELOPMENTS

    apparently my mom is not even home

    and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

    I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

    (via ka-blamo)

     
  2. (Source: madfuture, via nonkorean)

     
  3. (Source: 2000ish, via ruinedchildhood)

     

  4. trust:

    i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

    image

    (via humoristics)

     
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  6. robertshmurder:

    the game is evolving too quickly

    (via imsayingbelieveinmagicyoumuggle)

     

  7. alt-j:

    why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

    (via nebranska)

     
  8. (Source: taint3ed, via nebranska)

     

  9. sassykardashian:

    sailingonsuccess:

    sassykardashian:

    Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

    Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

    Okay WOW

    (via z1co)

     

    1. me: knock knock
    2. person: Hoo dis
    3. me: Dat me -_-