1. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

    Slippery dick is of least concern

    (Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via humoristics)

     

  2. onlinewifey:

    smack that ass from 8 feet away

    image

    (via pizza)

     
  3. (Source: rupelover, via kandakaoru)

     
  4. shell-tear-your-world-apart:

    endsofadream:

    SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

    Now that’s how you get laid boys.

    (via humoristics)

     
  5. (Source: ccoasters, via humoristics)

     
  6. sassygayzin:

    pushbuttonkitty:

    lokissaurusrex:

    NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

    number all of them

    ALL OF THIS. 

    (Source: oh-glasgow, via kandakaoru)

     
  7. (Source: kinglers, via fake-mermaid)

     

  8. seedy:

    what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

    (via seungripls)

     

  9. flipphones:

    the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

    (Source: strocka, via seungripls)

     

  10. neyruto:

    maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

    (via seungripls)